Thursday, April 03, 2008

Martha Stewart is full of shit

Okay. The only think you need to know that Martha Stewart is full of shit is as follows:

On the Martha Stewart show today, she had Emeril Lagasse on and they took questions from the audience. One woman asked where they ate in restaurants that influence their cooking. Emeril says something about New Orleans and Las Vegas, which is totally plausible. Then Martha pipes up, "and India. I eat everywhere in India. They have wonderful food there."

Uh. News flash Martha. You cannot eat EVERYWHERE in India.
WHY? Because you are a WHITE PERSON who does not live in India!
That's why.
And if you did, you would be so busy writhing in pain from the gut germs that your WHITE-PERSON-NOT-LIVING-IN-INDIA self could not handle that you would have NO TIME for your show.

And by restaurants, I don't think the woman in the audience meant totally sanitized western oriented hotel restaurants.

Oh, and Emeril made fish tacos.
They looked wonderful.
Of course, I took down the recipe.
Poor Joseph.
I will feed him fish tacos even though they do not appeal to him.
But this is an EMERIL FISH TACO! With a terrific sauce.
He will like these.
Maybe this weekend.

I need poblano peppers...

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3 Comments:

Blogger Joe B said...

No FISH TOCOS

2:40 PM  
Blogger J said...

Okay. No Tocos. We will have Tacos instead. Sheesh.

9:33 AM  
Blogger Paul said...

Fish and tacos is an oxymoron. Not only that, but fish in a taco is unholy. No, no, no!!!

9:08 AM  

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