Thursday, May 29, 2008

Babies on the golf course

Okay. We are on hole 12. Everyone is being quiet for the golfers. And what do I hear from the outer edges? A baby.

It's not just a baby sound, it's a baby SHRIEK! So, you have golfers on the green trying to concentrate. And the officals' arms are up for quiet. And you have this baby's shrieking in the background.

And it's not a baby that's been in the world long enough to be seasoned. No. This baby looks like it was born a MONTH ago. The kind that doesn't respond to anything but light, hunger, and messy diapers. And the mom is shaking it up and down. Wow. That looks like it's so effective!! NOT!

DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STAY HOME FROM THE TOURNAMENT FOR ONE YEAR BECAUSE YOU HAVE A NEWBORN???

Babies do not belong on a golf course. Especially not during tournament week!!!


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